A hot clip of former Cute Jew of the Week, Mark Ronson. He's the dude on the double guitar.

I think Ronson and his British accent are sexy as hell, but I imagine he's too cool to be my type in "real life." Still, it's not like I wouldn't want to find out :-)

CUTE JEW of the Week

Mark Ronson

Best Friend knows how I heart this piece of British-Jewish a$$. I used to go see him DJ in NYC a few years ago, but now he's a music producer for the likes of Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen. He even has a blog of his own. Two blogging Cute Jews sounds like a match to me, Mark ;-) Those soulful brown eyes and that prep-school-but-wanna-be-bad-boy-cool thing get me every time.

CUTE JEW of the Week

Paul Rudd

If you've seen Knocked Up, then you know Paul Rudd is looking FINE in that film. He's also funny as hell. Crush time.

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

B.J. Novak

The Office's B.J. Novak is just my traditional type of dorky cute. Fun fact: his dad co-edited the famous Big Book of Jewish Humor. (I say the son should edit the Big Book of Taking Cute Jewess on a Date.)

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Adam Levine

With their new album on the scene, Maroon 5 has been everywhere promoting the thing. I kinda like the new single. Also, I kinda like front man Adam Levine. He's that perfect kind of dorky-hot that's just my type.

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Zach Braff

This week's Cute Jew was nominated by GaterGirlintheCity. Zach never truly did it for me, I admit, but I appreciate his charm and humor. And he certainly does get some pretty ladies! A Cute Jew indeed.

I've got a few more Cute Jews in mind for the coming weeks, and come to think of it, I should include some gals for the guys, shouldn't I? Stay tuned!

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Jeremy Piven

This one's for acaligurl!

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Michael Vartan

Did you know Michael Vartan's mother is Polish-Jewish? Did you know that I heart him? Oh, to be Mrs. Cute Vartan.


--Cute Jewess (Vartan)

CUTE JEW of the Week

Lenny Kravitz

Some quotes on his mixed heritage:

"I was nine or ten and I had this big-ass Michael Jackson Afro. Anytime I went to temple, it was like, Okay, how am I going to get the yarmulke to stay on? I had to pin it."

"It was like I lived in between a Spike Lee movie and a Woody Allen movie, and it was awesome."

"My mother sat me down and said, 'Look, I'm black. I'm West Indian and African-American. Your father's Jewish and he's white. I want you to be proud of both sides. You're just as much one as the other.'"

Did you see inaugural Cute Jew of the Week Jake Gyllenhaal on Letterman last night? Oh, he looked good. And he was funny! As usual, Jakey gets some extra points.

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Adam Horovitz

AKA The Beastie Boys' "Adrock"

King Adrock's on the shortlist for men who can be my Baby Daddy.

--Cute Jewess

Last night, over dinner with Best Friend and RH:

Me: So, my Jdate subscription expired.

RH: You want to take a break, right?

Me: Yes! But...I got an email, that I can't read, from someone I contacted a few days ago. But I figured out who it was because Jdate gave me a "You both emailed each other!" icon. He seems nice--harmless, cute enough.

RH: Dude, you should email him back.

Me: I can't. My subscription expired.

*Insert waiter's delivery of second "grande" mojito here.*

Best Friend: Oh, you should email him. Who knows? You could have a great time. You could get laid.

Me: You know that's not the main thing I'm looking for.

Best Friend: So? It could still happen.

Me: It's thirty-five dollars.

RH and Best Friend: Thirty-five dollars?

Me: For one email.

RH: Dude, that's 2 cute tops from Forever 21. It's not that much. And it's a whole month.

Best Friend: You should do it. There will be new profiles during a whole month.

Me: We'll see. Um...where's that waiter for more drinks?

Several hours later...

Yup. I drank and Jdated. Oh, Cute Jewess. What do you do to yourself? So yes, the guy who emailed--let's call him Mr. Nice--was indeed, nice. Not the most interesting adjective, but so far, he doesn't seem like the most interesting guy. Still, I'm now officially corresponding--once again--with someone from the Jdate. I wrote him back while tipsy, but I just re-read what I wrote, and it's perfectly witty and appropriate. Good job, drunkish Cute Jewess! I also emailed another new Jdate profile of a guy I was more interested in--and he's logged in since then with no response. UGH. Back there again as well.

Earlier, after dinner, at a loungey type bar:

Me: That guy is cute! Ooh, Crush of the Night!

Best Friend: He's cute. He looks like he could be on the Daily Show.

Me: ???

RH: Dude, he looks like Kevin Sorbo.

Me: What? No, he doesn't. Kevin Sorbo's blond. This guy has short dark hair, dark stubble. Also, he's not bulky like Hercules.

Best Friend: He looks like if Kevin Sorbo were on the Daily Show.

Me: ???

RH: You love Hercules.

Me: I made eye contact!

Best Friend: Go over and talk to him.

Me (seeing Crush talking closely with another guy): I think he's gay. He's gay.

Best Friend: Go over and find out.

Me: I made eye contact again! I'm getting less shy!

Best Friend: Whoo-hoo. That's flirting 101! What do you think he's going to do, come over from across the bar because you made eye contact?

Me: Um...yes?

Um, no. My Crush, who looked nothing like Kevin Sorbo or the Daily Show (???) put on his gorgeous black overcoat--that he looked yummy in--and left.

Fiddlesticks.

I'll leave you now with this pic of former Cute Jew of the Week Andy Samberg offering a crowd of Justin Timberlake fans his "d**k in a box." (As mentioned by acaligurl in last post's comments!) You know, Andy, Valentine's Day is coming up. And I'm right here in NYC!

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Michael Rosenbaum

Oh, do I have a crush on Lex from Smallville. There's just something about him--an aura of sexiness--that gets me every time! Plus, in interviews his co-stars have said he's the direct opposite of Lex Luthor, which can only be a good thing.

So yay for you and your sexy bald self, Michael Rosenbaum.

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Sacha Baron Cohen

Sometimes you learn things while watching the Golden Globes. Like, hey, when he's not Borat or Ali G, Sacha Baron Cohen's pretty darn hot! A tall drink of British Jewish water for all to enjoy.

Cute Jew Sings!
I've been wanting to post this clip from YouTube, but it kept on getting deleted. So enjoy this non-UTubey version while it lasts. Former Cute Jew of the Week Jake Gyllenhaal belts his heart out, and it's fabulous.

He just gets more loveable every day. And I am telling you dude can sing! In his own...special way.



FUN, right?!
--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Andy Samberg

Folks. Can this song please get out of my head?

CUTE JEW of the Week

This adorable pup from the beloved Cute Overload!

Just back from a holiday party, and tipsy.

Can someone tell me why Reschedule Guy just texted me hi? And what should I do?

CUTE JEW of the Week

Seth Meyers

Am I the only one who thinks Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers is totally cute?

--Cute Jewess

CUTE JEW of the Week

Adam Brody

Heartthrob Adam Brody just broke up with his long-time, half-Jewish, all-adorable girlfriend Rachel Bilson. Cute Jewess says he can call her anytime!

(She will admit, though, that she has never seen an episode of The OC.)

CUTE JEW of the week

Jake Gyllenhaal

This one's a bit of a "who knew?" to me. According to wikipedia, Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal was Bar Mitzvahed at a homeless shelter so he would fully appreciate his privileged lifestyle.

CUTE JEW of the week

Noah Wyle

ER isn't the same without you, Dr. Carter. And I'm sure your mother was so proud: A doctor!