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Thursday, March 27, 2008

I'm going to call the new guy--the one I finally talked to on the phone--Hair, because he has slightly longer hair than the guys I usually date. We had a perfectly nice little convo, and he's supposed to get in touch to schedule a date.

As to the other guys? Both Original Sporty and Hotness threw me a bone. One figurative, the other literal. OS texted a cute little hello, even though he's out of town, so I will hope that he calls this weekend. Still, I'm not sure my hopes can be very high with that one.

As to Hotness? Oy. This is where I get terrified that the dude will find the blog. Because...well, I'd like to talk openly. But I'd never tell any of this to him in a million years. First of all, some of you may remember the Great Jewish Penis Debate of '07. (I still get comments from Jew dudes bragging about their members. As in "I'm short, but my penis isn't!" Okay, homey.) This latest specimen? Eh. A bit disappointing, I can't lie. I didn't intend to have sex with Hotness on the third date. But we did. It's just been so long! And he is a nice guy. The last dude, you may remember, was Big Smile. Oh, Big Smile. He was perhaps the best kisser I've ever kissed, and perhaps the prettiest, largest penis I've ever seen. We were very physically compatible. He just happened to turn out to be a douchebag in nice guy clothing. And I get along with douches like vinegar and water. Ba-dum-dum.

But back to Hotness, and the juicy details. It was...okay. My world was not rocked. Something's missing. Just overall, something's missing. This is not your average "nice guy." You wouldn't think it to look at him--he's stylish, sexy, street smart, edgy. In all truth, he's kind of a nice guy in douchebag clothing. But I like that. It's not that--oh, he's into me, so it's not a challenge, blah, blah. I like that too! In fact, I'm probably still going to see him because he's such a good guy. But we don't have very much in common, and even if we did, we don't talk that much. For one, he's very handsy. Very into kissing and grabbing me all the time. I'm more into saving that for private time. OH! AND! Twice he pressed his ear against my lips. Homeslice, I am not licking your ear. Period. The end. No ear licking.

I get the sense Hotness isn't rushing to date other women while he's seeing me. But he hasn't said anything about being exclusive, or me not seeing other guys. For now, I'm having enough of a good time to go on a 4th date with him. That's all I know right now. That, and also I'd like the sex to be better. Yeah, I know that too.

But hey, it could happen!

--Cute Jewess

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Relax... the first time always sucks.

Anonymous said...

A HUGE CAUTION:
Be very careful about allowing his mouth to get too close to your ear. You do not want him to laugh or yell loudly in your ear. This can cause permanent hearing loss. The ear is a very delicate part of the body.

Anonymous said...

yikes, sex on the 3rd date w/someone you met online that you are not even sure if you are really into? Girls, please note, this is no way to meet the man of your dreams. I am not advocating game playing but for G-d's sake, wait until you are actually into someone before giving it all away. Is that how you really are or how you want to portray yourself? If it has been a long time, learn how to take care of yourself and don't sleep with someone until you actually like him and hopefully have determined it is totally mutual and exclusive.

Cute Jewess said...

Oh please. Not every guy has to be the man of my dreams. If that was the case, they'd all be scared away anyway. I'm much more reluctant/careful than almost everyone I know--and I have NO problem with sleeping with someone I'm attracted to and who's a nice guy. Even if it's a 3rd date. If I was more sure about the guy, I would probably wait longer, but I had a feeling from the start that Hotness would be a more physical thing, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Single Girl said...

Whatever 3rd anonymous!

The sex definitely has a lot of potential to get much better, so I wouldn't worry about that. Some guys get too nervous to perform very well the first time they are with a new girl, so who knows what's in store for next time!

Now at least you know that OS and Hair still have potential in case things don't work out with Hotness.

Can't wait until the next update!

Heather said...

What is up with the ear thing? A fetish perhaps lol that is way too funny!

No one said you have to marry the guy--so just go with the flow. You know what you like and don't...you'll figure it all out.

jgo said...

Maybe I am misreading something here, but basically you lost interest in a guy who you were previously pretty into just because his package is small. Did I miss something? How small are we talking here?

Cute Jewess said...

Hmm, no, that's misreading quite a bit. You'll see in my last post (before the sex) that I wasn't feeling much emotional connection. I kind of figured this would be a more physical relationship, but the physical part overall has been on the disappointing side. I still think he's a great guy, though, so I'm still into him enough to go on another date.

jgo said...

Youre right, my bad. I think I confused them or something. Sorry bout that.

Anonymous said...

ok, poo poo my comment (sorry I am ann. #3) but I am telling you, minimizing sex is not a good thing, especially if you are looking for Mr. Right, I have been reading this blog on and off for quite a while now and I will go out on a limb and say that I think this will be a dating blog for quite a while longer, with dates never growing into something more substantial.

Cute Jewess said...

So far I haven't met anyone *I* want to be more substantial with, so until I do, then yeah, I'll be dating. It's not all about whether the dude wants to settle down. I haven't met *my* right person yet. I've had sex with 2 guys in the past year, both of whom I went on multiple dates with. This is what I call normal.

Cara said...

I don't understand why ann#3 is giving CJ a hard time. If she were a man, would you be saying the same thing to her?

I just don't get it. Why are women punished for wanting no-strings sex?

If she was deeply religious, then I can understand someone questioning her sexual activities, but she's liberal and should be respected as that.

It's her life.

Cute Jewess said...

Thanks, Cara, and yes, I agree. But I don't even consider it "no-strings" sex. I'm dating the guy. I'll be seeing him again. It's...dating sex. That's what people do when they date. And I do it way less than most.

Loverville said...

Exactly. The fact that you choose to just have fun with this guy has no bearing on you meeting the "right" guy at some point.

Here's hoping the sex gets better, and soon! And there's certainly NO reason why you shouldn't tell him that you do not enjoy a tsunami in your ear canal (in a nice way, of course!).

mimi of 'sexagenarian and the city' said...

i see no prob w. sex on the 3rd date, if you like him and if you've been in a time of famine for a while. you're wise enough to take it for what it is and frame it appropriately.

Anonymous said...

Sex on a 3rd date? Let's be practical. With a condom it's relatively safe. Without, it's risky, hence a bad idea. So the big (er, smallish) question is, did one of you wear a condom?

Cute Jewess said...

Oh, of course. That's not even a question.

Anonymous said...

I think this 3rd date angst some of you are expressing is a bit silly - jeez, she's had sex with 2 guys in the past year. That's not exactly sleeping around (and even if she was, who are we to judge?). No, my question is about the no ear-licking thing? What's with that? Is the ear considered gross?