Ok, so the truth of the matter is: I met Smooch Boy on Tuesday night, toward the latter part, and I was pretty drunk. Drunk for me, that is, which is probably just normal tipsy for someone else. I remember I was starting a drink as I spoke with him that I would later give to LV because I couldn't finish it (and it was only my third!). But yum, it was a good drink.

So, thinking back, I remember what Smoochy looks like, and that he's cute, but maybe some of the details were getting...fuzzy.

But what do you do when all you know about someone is their (very generic!) first name, their profession, and where they're from? There must be a million "blanks" named "blank" from "blank." Google was not helping me out.

But finally--through some very creative searching--I was able to find Smooch Boy on google. And go figure--there are quite a few pictures of him online. And even better? Oh, he's cute. He's so very cute! I forwarded his pics to Best Friend, and she agreed. And this is someone who never agrees when I think someone's cute.

Don't get me wrong--there are some drawbacks. Smooch Boy's a bit New Agey. I am really, really not. I'm pretty sure we have very little in common. But he's sweet. And cute. And can I have a summer fling please?

--Cute Jewess