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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

All I feel like saying today is that the tiny low-rise thongs I ordered on sale from Victoriassecret.com just arrived, and they look sick hot on me, and Big Smile? Eat your heart out, because you're missing out and you had back hair anyway.

--Cute Jewess

14 comments:

jgo said...

What's a low-rise thong? Link?

Cute Jewess said...

Ha. Low-rise means it sits lower on the hips and tush than a usual thong. I get v-string.

You can go to Victoria's Secret website and search for low-rise v-string if you want to see. Blogger's annoying with links in the comments.

Anonymous said...

I must say CJ, once again you came out of another train wreck with your ego totally intact.

Cute Jewess said...

When I started Jdate, I took every little rejection personally. RH might remember one time I was just so depressed because some dude I went on one date with and liked didn't call. She and I got together for drinks and had a big fight. Oops.

Keeping my ego intact is sooooo much better, let me tell you. Do I think I'm a great catch? I do. Do I think I'm flawed? Well, of course! Do I think at some point I'll find a dude whom I like and who likes me back?

Well, I wouldn't be writing about all the build-up if I didn't.

Eve said...

GREAT post!!!!! love the term "sick hot!"

jody said...

LOL, you go, girl! That back hair comment cracked me up! But I never liked thongs; don't like anything up my butt, LOL!

Financial Artist said...

"sick hot" - I kinda like the sound of that!

Fool's Gold said...

I understand about the back hair. But do you find chest hair equally disturbing?

Cute Jewess said...

Nah. I prefer less than more, but if there are muscles to look at, I'll take the chest hair.

fool's gold said...

I won't give too much away. But let's just say I bench press over 200 (and weigh less).

Best Friend said...

Dear Fool's Gold,

pictures! pictures! pictures!

Eff Cute Jewess, I WANNA to see a man who can bench press over 200!

Best Friend said...

1. Fool's Gold, where be those photos, huh?

2. "Big Smile? Eat your heart out, because you're missing out and you had back hair anyway"

I agree with Big Smile eating his heart out, because you're fabu and he should be eating some part of his internal organs...

BUT!

the back hair...come on now, CJ, it didn't bother you when you were doin it like they do on The Discovery Channel (...you and me, babe, ain't nuthin but mammals...).

Cute Jewess said...

Nu-uh. The back hair was clearly not a deal breaker--obviously I was attracted to him. But a dude can't think he's God's gift if he's rocking the dark fuzzy across the shoulders.

Fool's Gold said...

"Rocking the Dark Fuzzy"?

Wasn't that the sequel to "Tripping the Light Fandango"?

...and bf, if you want to see pictures, just google.images "George Clooney." That will give you an idea...