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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Nothing like a rousing debate on Jewish penis size to put a smile on a gal's face. Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out last post's comments. And hey, add your own two cents. Or, say, your own six inches. Ba dum dum. Oh, that's horrible.

Did I buy a different-size schlong cozy? No. Did I need to? No. Was it because of size? No. I told you nothing was going to happen!

Oh, SS. Smart, sexy, kind SS. Because you are a good person, I will be patient. We talked a lot. And we fooled around a bit. Ohhh, the body. Those intense, kind eyes. He'll need time before he can be available--on all fronts, emotionally and physically. He's dealing with a tough history. And I have decided to go against my usual trend. In the past, I haven't been much of a risk-taker when it comes to dating. I automatically tend toward self-protection. If it looks like a possibility that I might get hurt? Better err on the side of taking the blow early so it will be less severe. But right now, I feel like taking a risk. I would be more worried if I were to stop dating other guys--but I'm not going to do that. (SS knows this and is fine with it.)

SS has been dearly hurt by people he's trusted in the past--people who didn't deserve his trust. But, well, I'm great! I hate hurting people! I act in a considerate, decent, loyal manner! If we take it slow, and if he's able to work through his issues, maybe something special could happen here. OR. If the relationship stays on a casual note, and I'm only able to spend time with someone whose company I value and whose body I drool over...well, right now I'm okay with that too. I can't say how I'll feel tomorrow, or the next day, about this decision. But that's the whole "risk" part. And I'm proud of myself for taking it.

Other guys on the horizon? Hottie2 needs to be renamed: Big Cute Dork. I honestly don't know if BCD and I are a good match--but I'll see him again next week and find out. I'm also wondering if Hottie1 will call this weekend. We've been playing a bit of phone tag, but his messages are so great! They're apologetic, considerate, funny. So far I really like this guy, even though I haven't met him yet--I'd say more so than any of the other "virtual" guys before we've met. So, when will I meet Hottie1? Or a better question, will I meet Hottie1? I sure darn hope so.

Oh, and my own two cents on the Great Jewish Penis debate? So far, the ones I've seen have not disappointed ;-)

--Cute Jewess

16 comments:

Heather said...

Sounds like you are happy with how things are and that's great! :) Good luck with SS and the crew!

nef said...

yay! sounds like a good date yesterday. This debate could rage on forever. I only regret that I have but one weiner to offer to the cause.

Dating Trooper - Dating is Warfare said...

I've only encountered two jewish peni (I know it's going to be a great day if I could use the plural of penis before 10am!) and one was fine and the second was so nice it made the two months I wasted with him almost worthwhile (Vain Guy). If only the Jewish guys' height matched up to there girth!

Single Girl said...

I'm with Dating Trooper on this one, if only the Jewish guys' height matched up! That's why I'm really liking mine, not only is he fantastic and Jewish, but he's 6'3" and perfect penis size! LOL The ex was only about 5'7" and even though I'm only 5'4", it always bothered me that I didn't have to stand on my tiptoes to kiss him.

Yay for good dates and many men on the horizon for CJ!!

Cute Jewess said...

Oh, now GL was a nice one. Didn't get to fully "test the goods" so to speak, but I think it would have been nice.

Glad it didn't happen tho!!

MARFSBABY said...

Ok... seeing that it was me who started this whole great-big-jewish-penis-debate, I never did put in my two cents, I only said that I'd "heard" they were big. My source is my highly internet sexually educated bf... who's seen em' (but not touched em') all. According to said bf, Jewish guys are the biggest, next come black guys (who knew?) then white, then Asians. He can probably pin it down by country but I won't bother going there. Sadly, I only know white from experience and Black visually from that porn I accidentally ordered on pay-per-view that one time. Once.

Amishav said...

Uhhh...my this blog has taken an interesting turn...do you read treifalicious? She could probably give you some interesting insights.

Laura said...

Despite the fact that I am a shiksa, I am a huge fan of jewish men and I have definitely never been disappointed by a jewish penis...

And on a completely coincidental, but related, note... my (jewish) boyfriend and I were walking home from dinner last night and heard a group of gay men loudly praising the jewish penis!

Cute Jewess said...

Damn, SS. Can you just get over your intimacy issues so I can get some nice Jewish peen in my life?

jeremy said...

Somehow, I don' think it is your life you want it in. :)
Glad to see the shy reserved CJ is being kicked to the curb in favor of the confident sassy one. Will keep my ears open for reports of loud explosion on UES. There is definitely one brewing.

VJ said...

"Did I buy a different-size schlong cozy?"

Just 2 points here CJ. 1.) They a'int all that cozy. Tight, confining, needed & necessary etc. but almost never cozy. 2. Most 'cozys' are knitted items of virtually no use for real protection, as they are not water tight. (And yes, that's how they do test condoms).

No, I'm not going to offer an opinion on the 'size' debate, just to say that Dr. Ruth tells us that it's the skill & art of the user that should count more than the sheer size or shape. Of course everyone here just proved her for the lying 'ol hag she is, right?

Cheers & Good Luck, 'VJ'

Anonymous said...

Just want to validate this post, not brag. But I am a 100% jewish male and have heard from several gf's that I'm big. The girth measures over 7", and my brother, whose I haven't measured, also seems pretty smug that he's packing some serious pleasure.

Alas, now that I'm married I can't spread the joy, but I can encourage you all to only indulge with kosher beef.

Big A

Anonymous said...

Well im unusually short for a male but my penus is just larger than average size... and im jewish. hooray for jews

Cute Jewess said...

I think it's hilarious that months after this post was written Jewish men are still writing in to talk about their penises. And dude, it's totally not "penus." :-)

Anonymous said...

I am dating a guy who is half jewish and he has the largest dick i've seen! He's also 6'3" so i don't know if that has to do with anything but i can agreee that jew cock is large, from my experience

Canadian Guy said...

The dude who wrote "penus" is a legend. Definitely the best laugh I've had today. I'll jump into the discussion by saying there may be something special about the j-equipment. I'm Jewish, 6'0", and have received a number of size-related compliments from girlfriends. Mind you, we're all Canadian. Could just be our courteous nature. :)

Anyway, I'm happy with what I've got. Hurray for self-esteem.