Thank you to LV for pointing out this latest Jdate absurdity.
On the Jdate homepage, before you login, there's a slideshow of pictures promising "The Chemistry," "The Relationships," "The Energy." You should be able to see it at www.Jdate.com.
But just for kicks, let's look at "The Energy" now:
Can't you just picture the captions? "Yeah!!" "You!" "Hooray!" "Whee!" Energy, indeed.
A lovely Memorial Day is planned with friends, beer, and outdoor activity.
What's that you say?
Yeah! You! Hooray! Whee!
Oh, I'm feeling the energy. Pure Energy. Now come on, folks.
I wanna know. What you're thinking. There are some things you can't hide. I wanna know. What you're feeling. Tell me what's on your mind! Pure Energy.