Questions of the day:
Will SS cancel our date tonight?
Will I wind up sleeping with SS tonight? (By the way, I highly doubt it.)
But in the unlikely event that this happens...well, he would be the first guy since the Former Almost Fiance. And...um...the "safety nets" in my apartment were bought by the FAF. They are "Large." Would this be intimidating for a guy to see? Like, will he think he has to measure up? I mean, it's not like they're "Extra Large" or "Jumbotron" or however these things are sized. Is there a "Humongo?"
Really and truly, I can't imagine there will be any need for them tonight. But it just got me thinking. And kind of chuckling.